me: i’d really like to lose a few inches around my thighs and my arms
my ed: oh okay so lets just make ur hands smaller
me: thats great but a little off the legs and ar–
my ed: so how do small ankles sound
me: as i said thats okay but i reall–
my ed: so how about thinner toes
me: wh a–
my ed: skinny eyeballs?